didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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