We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
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Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
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I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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