We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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