apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
i just google imaged poop.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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