let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
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I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
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IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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