So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
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Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
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There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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