I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
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There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
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You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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