come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I'm passing your future prison.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
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Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
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On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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