Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
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I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
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It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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