You just made me feel so damn special
even my farts smell like vagina
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
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I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
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He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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