I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
It's just like the Real World with babies
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
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