So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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