I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Randomize
