bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
This house was built for laser tag.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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