Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
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Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
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Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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