we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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