Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i will never coherently bang her
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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