then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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