She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
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You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
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Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I lost the right to judge tonight
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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