Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
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Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
i believe in u and ur pee
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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