Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
My cat gives me a boner
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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