You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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