I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
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Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
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at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
tell me about the eggs
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