Pussy?
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Wat do u mean how?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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