so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
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You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
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The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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