i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I wish i was in the wii world.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Shitshow foam night was such a success
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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