Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
