I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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