some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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