new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.