Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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