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the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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