It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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