gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
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I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
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I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.