around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
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Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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