Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
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