It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
17 Women That Lost Condoms Up Their Lady Parts
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
23 People Confess The Most F*cked Up Thing Guests Have Done In Their House
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
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