I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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