they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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