found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
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Noted.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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