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he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
