Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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