on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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