He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
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We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
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Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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