he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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