spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
