You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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