Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
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You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
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You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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