just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
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I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
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Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Someone signed my nipple.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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