is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
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I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
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So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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