Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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