True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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